Random Necessities of Life

ascendmotherfucker:

johnathanegbert:

i found the video

source

Are you shitting me?

(Source: johncrocker, via owynsama)

“First of all, how dare you.”
— The druid to a group of undead (via outofcontextdnd)

(via embryhallowed)

heliosdayspring:

me: *looks at ocs i made 4 years ago*

me: we can rebuild them. we have the technology

(via prancingpitfiend)

me at friends house

friend: so... what do u wanna do

me: idk its ur house

friend: idk ur the guest

me: idk its ur house

Donna Noble - Tumblr version

(Source: cecilyjeanne, via castielsama)

outofcontextdnd:

DM: * laughing* See? Conflict within the party, and all it took was a goat.

thepoeticandtheprosaic:

Interesting fact:

The BBC series Doctor Who ended in 2010. It was replaced by a show called Doctor Who Cares Now That Steven Moffat’s in Charge. The title of the latter show is often shortened for the sake of brevity. This has caused much confusion amongst viewers with many believing that the two series are one and the same.

(via the-coldblooded-queen)

Time was of the essence.

outofcontextdnd:

DM: The bookcase swings open to reveal a dark stairway.

Human Artificer: Guys, we should go slowly. There might be traps.

Warforged Knight: I shove the sac of organs aside and throw myself down the stairs in an attempt to set off any traps.

DM: You arrive at the bottom of the stairs only a little worse for wear. No traps have been set off.

Warforged Knight: IT IS SAFE TO PROCEED MY FLESHY MEATSACK COMPANIONS!